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Once upon a time there were two friends studying in college, Aryan and Prince in Bulandshahr, the city of samosas, India.

  Every evening after sunset, they used to go for having the puffs, in a place, back side of their home, Preet Vihar colony.

  They liked to make circles from their puffs and Aryan was good in that.

  “ohh hooo, great dude, great” Aryan said to Prince (Prince was making circles).

  Prince said “but not like yours’s bro, it is your turn, today show me circles in circle”.

  “my pleasure, sir” Aryan said.

  Prince said “oho great to watch this”.

  Aryan: Ahh, hah hah ha ha fuuuuuu.

  Prince: great man, great, really awesome, now let’s go. I have a work in home.

  Aryan: let me have the last puff.

  Prince: Nothing is left in that, now you will smoke that bud too?

  Aryan: see man, still white paper is left, after having this, bud will come.

  Prince: common, you should leave it. It burns the lips.

  Aryan: No bro, it does not, it leaves its love bite on my lips.

  Prince: love bite?

  Aryan: Ya, it is like having the last kiss of a day with the girlfriend. And she leaves her love through lipstick on my lips.

  “Then he winked toward the Prince.”

  Aaaah, fuuurrrrrr.

  Aaaah fuuur rrr ra pa….. pa.. paaa.. p p pa, papa haaaa…… heeeee….. mmmm mum ma ma mm…mm.. mummy.

  “you bastard, you rascal” his father (Hammer singh) said, Hammer singh grabbed Aryan’s collar and said “you unworthy, making circles, hmm” and he slapped on his face two three times, later somehow Aryan managed to escape.

  Hammer singh: Shouts “where will you go? You will come home in the end”.

  2nd day at the same place as his father went out of town.

  Prince: hey bro, how are you?.

  Aryan: I am fine.

  Prince: By pointing his finger on his face... You should be.

  After all, yesterday evening, you had got so many love bites. Hmm, oh love prints.

  Aryan after seeing Prince, and said “should I laugh on your common sense?” “he he he, ha ha ha,hu hu hu”.

  After five minutes, at the time of last of the last kiss.

  But one thing is true and fact, last puff is really like the last kiss of the day. see, aah fuuuuuu rrr ra ra mm m m ma mummy mummy.

  run run run Prince run run.

  “you bastard, your dad was right, he said “you will not learn anything”. That’s why, he told me to keep an eye on you” her mom said.

  Come home, your dad will blow your fumes. Aah fuuuuurrrr.

  4th story

  “Old saying”