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Some friends are sitting in the college canteen. they all are eating samosas.

  Aryan Farted loudly “phaaaaaarrrrrrrr”.

  Azad: What the hell is this? We are eating samosas and you are farting openly.

  You don’t have any manners.

  Hah.

  Aryan is staring him like a dog and has the shying smile on his face.

  Prince: why don’t you have shame?

  Aryan said with shying smile “we are all friends, man”. He put his hand on the back of prince and said “it is just a fart. What is meaning of shame in it”. Again farted “phaaaaaarrrrrrrr”.

  Azad: you have even tried with more energy this time, to make it more laudable.

  Aryan: man, by farting louder. it brings less smell.

  Azad: What?

  Aryan: Aryan: man, by farting louder. it brings less smell.

  Azad: who the hell said this buckloli (crap) to you?

  Prince: Shakespeare, isn’t?

  Aryan: no, man. Alcoholic man said this to me. By the way it works. See “phaaaaaarrrrrrrr”.

  Smell it, smell it. (hurriedly).

  Prince: Leave me.

  Azad: and alcoholic man, also told you to lift your butt before farting and giving this pleasure to your friends?

  Aryan: no, man. It is my style to fart. Fart passes easily through this way.

  Azad: what else your alcoholic man said to you?

  Aryan: once upon a time, during the sunset in my village on the river side. He gave me wisdom “never stop two things in your life, first, things that have come up on the mouth and fart that has come up on the bum” phaaaaaarrrrrrrr.

  Ok, got it. It is old saying.

  Azad: My dad said to me one thing, old saying, That, always beat the person you like.

  Aryan: Uncle is wrong.

  Azad: no, he is right.

  Aryan said “listen bro, listen bro, listen man. You are man, listen”.

  Azad and prince have started to beat him and Azad sits on his stomach.

  Aryan: Listen man, you are younger than me. Listen man. You are putting pressure on my stomach, if fart will come it will be not my fault, oooa ooooaa Phaaaaarrrrrr.

  Prince: he is dog. Leave it.

  Azad: So smelly. Leave him here. I cannot sit here. I have to vomit. Ooouuuu ooooouuu ooooaaaa.

  Aryan: I know, you are joking man. Vomit cannot come because my fart had the noise, smell can not come. It is old saying.

  Don’t make fun of it.

  Azad: Prince, bind him. I will fart on his mouth.

  Aryan: Listen man, this is wrong.

  Azad: It is old saying to fart on the mouth.

  Aryan: who told you this?

  Prince: alcoholic man said this.

  Aryan: Who? (he was shocked). Phaaarrrrr aaaahhhhhha phaaarrrr aahhha phharr aah.

  5th story

  “The brave man”